Nickelodeon, now in its 35th year, is the number-one entertainment brand for kids. It has built a diverse, global business by putting kids first in everything it does. But of course, The things they're doing prove the 'Putting Kids First' thing to be a sack of smegged up lies! and that's what I'm counting Down! Picking Up Bad Shows, Dropping Good Ones, Scandals, Drugs, and abuse, You name it. I'm more than eager to tear apart the First Kids Network and the Corporate Doushenozzles in charge! These are the Top 10 Most Insanely Sadistic Nickelodeon Decisions, It's Jews and Viacom Splooge Time.
13-Scheduling Shenanigans
Variety is the spice of life, so why is it that the good shows are shifted around and ignored in advertising in favor of More of the Dan Schneider and Spongebob.
11-Sensorship
*Mention the Suicide in Hey Arnold "TVPG Just got Real."
*Avatar Beach Episode Loophole
*Ren and Stimpy "If Nick just let it flow like they did with Breadwinners, Which We'll get to in a bit, we would remember Ren and Stimpy in the same light as Enter and Rowdy... Ergot: Adult Party Cartoon"
10-Squandering Shows (Examples: Spongebob)
I'm not the first to admit it, I enjoyed Fanboy and Chum Chum, At least, the First Season anyhow... Now it's nothing but Kyle trudging through two Hopeless Idiots. A Textbook Example of Megward the Wizard. <Explination>
7-Jacking up Prices
DirecTV was right to say no for those ten days. CableOne and Several Other Small-Name Providers were right to say no. Viacom's a Bully who wants our lunch money.
4-Aborted Pilots
*Modifyers
*Constant Payne (Horrible Time to Be Alive, Unionizing)
*Adventure Time (Missed Oppritunity)
*Deadtime Stories (MTV says, Fuck You, Enjoy your Jersey Shore!)
3-Breadwinners
It can always get worse, No matter how many times you say it can't it somehow finds a way. TV Trash showed me Allen Gregory, I had to do a marathon of Drawn Together to Remedy the Stench. I flipped to Comedy Central to find Brickleberry, I found myself forced to watch Avatar the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra Back to Back. But when Animated Atrocity and Admirable Animation Afficianato Mr. Enter revealed this... I just gave up hope for Viacom and just watched anime on hulu instead. I think Mr Enter Put up the best analogy. <Taste>
2-M. Night Shamalan's Last Airbender
Poor M. Night Shamalan, Here's a guy who's career and dignity tanked faster than you can say oops, The bottom of his Cinematic Barrel would probably be this film, Based on The Avatar. From Miscasting to Apathy, Shamalan made it painfully clear that you can't do the Avatar Franchise without Animation to Back it up. I mean C'mon, Troops Carting along Lanterns? How Scary is that?!
1-Overreliance of One Formula (Spongebob and Schneider)
I said it once, and I'll say it again. Variety is the Spice of life. So why do you shovel this sort of thing down our throats. Spongebob is good every once in a while. But this and the Genius of Dan Schneider over and over and over again, that can cause brains to rot and channels to change.



















