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Diamond Dogs Chapter 27
I noticed a glow on the top of the blank page, a number -- emerged from its radiance to my amazement. "Mom, Dad, It's happening again!"
At that point we were closing in on our last stoplight to Fourty Feasts so it was safe for Mom to check out the book and sure enough, mom started to believe me and dad. Citrine shank into her spot in the backseat with a sort of regretful look on her face, Turquoise was thankfully there to comfort her so there were no hard feelings on her end. But me, I had some unfinished business.
I walked up to the counter and asked the cashier about where I could find Eraqus and his friends. "Oh, they're at one of the window tables. Right this way, miss."
And there I saw them, Eraqus waving to me in anticipation until he caught a glimpse of the book. He whispered with Xehanort a bit, with Eraqus ending the short conversation with a confused look on his face. I opened the book to the page that was currently writing itself into being. "Explain this." Eraqus' expr
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 26
...And Immediately woke up in my bed as if nothing happened. I looked at the clock, 12:21am sunday. Was it a dream? Did I dream these past two and a half hours up in my semigrounded slumber? I looked to the belt and turned on its clock, revealing that it did, in fact, read 10:50pm saturday. It wasn't a dream, I really was teleported into the future, I really did escape from a robotic drone army, I really have met the heroes of the original Kingdom Hearts series.
And I really am dressed like a Tokutronic knight!
I removed the right blade with the screen and disengaged the weapon system, immediately evaporating the suit of armor I somehow woke up wearing. Rushing to my reply table, I prepared to tell Alex a few major things, not everything, about the escapade I've lived through. But not without a visit to the ever-present peanut gallery.
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 25
Speaking of which, Sepheroth was barely holding his own when JENOVA decided to let its darkness flow into the cuts adorning his body, giving it control over Sepheroth's body. "No! You c-cannot-!"
His platoon was panicking from the Convee as the man screamed in searing pain while Zack tended to Cloud's condition with some adhesive medical formula I didn't recognize. "C'mon, dude. You can't give up now, Seph's counting on us."
"I think I might have an idea, Private Fair." a voice on a radio, I focused on the voice and rewordinessance kicked in. Now in another new fella in an army uniform, An evening-blue bob of hair adorned a Korean face and curved frame. She was aiming her sniper rifle at JENOVA, calculating the still winds that are 'blowing' as she put her finger on the Trigger. "The 'liquid radiance' should get Private Strife back on his feet when it strikes JENOVA, but with its infection of the Captain, this may have some effects-."
"I don't care! I just want my friend to be safe!" Z
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 24
"No!" Lewis panicked as Doris loomed ever closer, her true nature as a product of the Agency finally revealed. "No! This can't be happening! No!"
A wide arrangement of glowing red eyes appeared as a family of puppets marched forward.
"Oh, Lewis." sighed Doris with a familiar voice emitted from the most special of the puppets, "It's already happened..."
VOIP!
And then the Retcon Beam blew up the Brainiac.
My eyes snapped open to a renewed fear of just what exactly was happening. Me, my 'sister' and my friends cowering in fear of the power of one of the eight terrifying master players of the Agency.
"OPEN FIRE!" Seph's platoon proceeded to bombard the Robinson Puppets with all sorts of bullets and laser fire only for all shots fired to disintegrate seven inches away from their bodies. Erased from existence as the puppets fire their retcon beams at any target they find suitable..
"It's No Use!" cried Wanda, Her Bork Laser not even phasing the puppets at their full power.
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 23
{To be perfectly honest...} sneered the Zuloden {I did not expect inventCo to be a front company of the Pythagi conglomerate run by a human Nothlit of all things...}
Confronted by the truth of his identity. "Nor did I anticipate your little visit to this one version of the earth, Player V. "
"Puh-Player who?" this saw Yagoobian tangled with his own 'Invention' out of irritation for the creature.
{Why do you bother keeping him around, he's served his purpose and now he's only good for livestock.} Player V continued in his stolen Zuloden Body {My tenth inferior laid out this plan to condense this imaginary world into pure energy we can use to avenge the hives we've lost to those pesky memory bandits.}
"So he loaned you his three top ads to infiltrate the company using a man's engineering prowess for this plan of his?" questioned the chairman. "Why? Humans are weak, distrustful, arrogant!"
{Why not? There are so many of them, more than enough to overwhelm the Andalite Soldiers that have t
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 22
"Mrs Robinson! Uncle Art! Lefty!" Lewis was panicking just as much as we were if not more when the lights flicked and faded away as marble and cloth turned to steel and brimstone beneath our feet. The bright colors dulling as the Time Machine lured us inside its chassis to protect ourselves from time twisting itself in pain. I saw a glow ignite from the center of the Room, Lewis turned around, watching as the images on its screen come into focus. I just had to see what exactly had changed, so I engaged my Rewordinessence and focused solely on Lewis. I also made sure to share the psychic images with the others as I saw the Bowler Hat Guy holding in his hands the very thing I aimed my stare towards.
"Prepare to be Amazed!" He grinned as Advert E3 stepped forward, unmasked to reveal the face of a teenager as old as my brother Tom, but he looked weak and lanky without his armor. He put on a pair of headphones that were attached to the device as the Bowler Hat Guy activated the machine to r
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 21
I couldn't believe it was her, her body was the size of a grade-schooler, first, maybe second grade tops. There was nothing left of the stern, mature woman of my homeroom left in this innocent shell.
"Oh, Smoof! Yen Sid, get her outta there before she bites it!" Yen Sid complies towards his younger comrade's orders and dashes to Zolbert's aid, snatching her up as she reached out to the living Ad in vain. "Lucephorik Ads are among the most cunningly lethal of the Agency's arsenal. You'll know that just by feeding one of them your memories!"
Apparently these memories effect her age since this energy seem to be flooding out of her, making her even younger than she's already become. I watched her hair retreat into her body, limbs retract into a more infantile state, baby fat restoring itself as the body shrinks further and further, disappearing completely as she was flung out of her dress by Eraqus' strides.
"M-Ms. Zolbert!" I was stumbling in my armor, afraid of what this thing did to her
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 20
"You Freak!" I cried as I equipped the Madedog Switchgear and felt the heavy armor piling onto my small, stringy frame to make me a sort of Juggernaut. Propelling myself towards the parasitic Agent with its built in rocket jets, I hit him like a runaway train towards a ton of bricks! What amazed me the most that this puppy had a whole twenty tons of force! And I thought Hulk was the toughest nut to crack.
Agent 47 wouldn't stay down for long. He began to rush into me, cycling me at high-speed with a barrage of punches and kicks. I dug into the suitcase and found a 'Dil-la-Drill' Switchgear, pretty clear what this could do so I plugged it in and made my escape. You'd think that I could drill my way underground to evade the Agent.
But then I remember that I'm in a twelve story building, so yeah, could use better judgement skills if I end up persuing a superhero career.
I tumbled to the lower floor and struggled to get up before Agent 47 descended from the hole to make the finishing
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 19
His glare was adorned with an arrangement of boyish, yet masculinely sinister features. A dopey mop of messy brown hair set against a sloped pointy nose. Cornelius was a bit stunned, not by rage, but by unpleasant surprise. But Bonnie...
"NOOOOO!!!" She was throwing kind of a fit towards the reveal. "You took it off too early! Put that mask back on, and don't let anybody say your name!"
The Agent shrugged as he put the helmet back on, Cornelius watching in awe. "You're looking good for your age, buddy... Well built, not a wrinkle in sight."
"No surprise from where I was pulled..." The Agent smirked from under his helmet "Or should I say 'When'?"
This revelation floored Cornelius to an extent, harkening back to the Time Machine. "Course, I've been pulled in through Multiverse Theory so that my existence is uneffected by the Master Players' ambitions. Hence the invention of the Time Machine."
"Wait, you know about the time machine?" Cornelius was freaking out inside, but still managed to
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 18
Me and my crew had to split up to search for the Agent on the hunt for a rather important target, a few of the SOLDIERs stepped forward to help protect Bonnie and her equally powerless friend. My team consisted of Eraqus, Jordan, Cloud, and a fire-themed troop named Lt Col. Emilia Enhaut, 'Blaze' as they called her. Xehanort had Wanda, Zack, and a SOLDIER in purple named Diana with this lizard hide draped over her sickle. Yen-Sid protected Bonnie and Boo alongside a scarfed Soldier named Xavier, and with Cornelius, was Shakti, Mikiyu, Sephiroth, A SOLDER in a muddy brown with a dundee hat named Rex, and a willowy SOLDIER in green named Leif. 
"Any trace of him yet?" Yen-Sid asked with sign language, after a gesture to say 'not a thing, sir' I sighed to myself and suggested something a bit more modern.
"Hey, Zack?" I asked on the communicator, "You don't happen to have a private chat server, do you?"
SOLDIER 413-989-8571 started pestering SOLDIER 007-108-4512 on 6:01pm
007-1
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 17
I scrambled to fetch something that can help me in the 'Speedy entrance' department in an effort to get to Cornelius and Yen-Sid in time to save the former with the possible help of the Latter. "Okay, Eraqus. Quick Pop Quiz, do you remember the path to the Room you were before the big rescue?"
"Well, seeing as how I was transported here by the Aforementioned writer stink, you're kind of barking up the wrong tree here." Eraqus was not really wrong on that end. "Maybe we could follow the inky path Agent 47 left us?"
"Works for me." Back to Digging for me, and if my knowledge of RE:connect ever served a sort of purpose, I'd also come bundled with a Switchgear themed around the Wisdom Form. And sure enough in the third notch to the left that's exactly what I found! "Right on the money! Hey guys, race ya to the sub-lab!"
The sleeve this time was a deep dark blue, but adorned with accents as blue as the morning sky, and for the finishing touch: a pair of two stars with the second to the righ
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 16
"I see, so a writer's infested Cornelius in the past." Yen-Sid was communicating with his mystic tome while he was being walked through the tour with Cornelius. "That might explain the carcass in the sub-lab. Do you think the shackle came from the mask?"
"Yeah, that's actually what we're asking you." Eraqus shrugged awkwardly, and Yen-Sid frowned on the other side.
"I'm using the Tome, Eraqus, you can show me the Parasite." Yen-Sid took an eye to the newly-minted carcass, thoughtfully analyzing the remains to figure out its origin. "Looks new, but foreign. And the marks on your wrist look like its been on you for hours, meaning that it must have latched onto you at Comic Con. Further proof that you must always wash your hands after a day in the convention center."
"I know..." A groan escaped his breath. "We'll keep you posted on what we find at the scene of the crime."
"Just don't try anything crazy," Yen-Sid's voice sounded urgent, yet a little dry. "The last thing we need is a Master
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 15
It was a more sleek version of the typical Keyblade Armor donned by the others, but it had these bug eyes in leau of a single visor. It had a sort of knightly vibe to it with its protected joints complimented by what appeared to be a bright-gray sleeveless rave jacket, But my body felt like it was plated not just with metallic plating and carbonic alloys, but also with pure muscle. I felt stronger, like a real Avenger! I watched as a few more Pop Ups turned up to assist the Scrapper Platoon, this time conjuring up a diverse array of Nightmare Dream Eaters. Sure, their presence raised a few blue flags. But with how my heart's beating out of my chest like this, It didn't really matter. What mattered was taking these parasites down, keeping them down, and possibly saving my friends from the Agency.
The SOLDIER troops continued to open fire on the creatures, only managing to take down two to three out of eighteen monsters before one of them got themselves pinned. I began to
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 14
Those same Unversed leapt from the screen into full three-dimensional creatures piled onto Zandaxein as he writhes in pain from the ones that were biting, like Floods.
{You must go!} We wanted to reach out to the Zulodeon, try to save it from the parasites. {Your lives are more important than mine, now go!}
We didn't want to, but Zandaxein insisted that we fled to higher ground so we rushed towards Cornelius's path to get the others. I was picking up the rear, but not for the reasons you'd expect.
I focused on the Zulodeon Captain, and my consciousness seemed to synchronize with his own, allowing me to see what he saw. And what he saw was a looming figure in a knightly armor, red cape, ebony armor, and a chiseled face adorned with crimson hair and a few wrinkles. A huge scar across his cheek, he'd be one smelly cigar away from resembling the top tier bankster Garland Goldzatchel who owned on of the banks funding the robotics company that dad works for.
"Sir Zandaxein of Lekcin, You've
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 13
Each orb was a different color and its own Roman Letter etched in a bright neon pink, and each had a varying number of heart-shaped crests. I looked to my hand and saw the Symbol for Alpha resonating with the mark for Sigma, Beta and Zeta.
"Oh, hey! Thanks for reminding me about those puppies, Ri." Cornelius rushed to the orbs and began to explain as he polished them one by one. "These are three of the seven legendary supercomputers called Master Runes, each one said to have ultra-super powers in addition to housing Exabytes by the billions in its hard drive."
"Wait, Magic computers?" I raised an eyebrow at Cornelius, who is taken aback by this.
"Wh-Uh, sure we're still figuring out the power source." Cornelius seemed to be hiding something, or he hadn't a clue. "But by all means, these artifacts aren't magic!"
{Yeah, keep telling yourself that.} The Alien then turned its attention to us. {Because you won't even begin to comprehend what wonders ensue when all seven are gathered togethe
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Diamond Dogs Chapter 12
The creature had orange fur, prickled at the orangutan-long forearms and minotauresque calves. Five orange eyestalks wormed their way towards the lot of us as the eyes below where the mouth and nose should be gave a cold stare at Cornelius. I began to retreat from the alien. {Do not be afraid.}
I heard it, but I didn't hear it. "Is it just me or did he just talk without a mouth?"
"That's the beauty of the Zulodeon race, able to read minds and communicate telepathically." Cornelius seemed to act as if he was making a pitch to investors. "And you can too, once you begin utilizing their advanced technology."
Telepathy was an interesting ability once you get down to bare basics, but something seemed off about Cornelius' tone. Like he was hiding something from us. "Hey, Mr. Robinson."
"Yes, Riley. What is it?" Cornelius was walking closer, and all I could say amounted to ums and uhhs directing my finger towards seemingly nothing. But Cornelius seemed to have found something in that directio
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Just in time for the 2017 KCAs, Here's a review of an episode of a crappy cartoon that Didn't even get Nominated!

And this is a tie-in to another fan project! I welcome you to Timberfell: a post-apocalypse scenario for the Infinite Loops!
I noticed a glow on the top of the blank page, a number -- emerged from its radiance to my amazement. "Mom, Dad, It's happening again!"

At that point we were closing in on our last stoplight to Fourty Feasts so it was safe for Mom to check out the book and sure enough, mom started to believe me and dad. Citrine shank into her spot in the backseat with a sort of regretful look on her face, Turquoise was thankfully there to comfort her so there were no hard feelings on her end. But me, I had some unfinished business.

I walked up to the counter and asked the cashier about where I could find Eraqus and his friends. "Oh, they're at one of the window tables. Right this way, miss."

And there I saw them, Eraqus waving to me in anticipation until he caught a glimpse of the book. He whispered with Xehanort a bit, with Eraqus ending the short conversation with a confused look on his face. I opened the book to the page that was currently writing itself into being. "Explain this." Eraqus' expression went from intrigue to downright suspicion. He read through the book and slapped his head in an over-the-top bit of hamminess,

"It Ain't Possible!" He cried. Yen Sid took to analyzing my body, inspecting me for anything that would be wrong with me. He looked into my eyes and cast a spell, revealing that there was a golden noose around my neck with a heart-shaped keyhole in the center in between a series of written runes. 

"Just as I thought, A writer's latched onto her." Eraqus and Xehanort looked to me with remorse, holding my hand to assure me that it'll be okay. I, however, am just as lost as you are. "An especially strong genus of the advert parasite. Don't try to remove it as it might just leave you braindead for the next writer to latch onto."

I wanted to, but I could already feel something restraining me, convincing my muscles not to pull away the noose. "Not having much of a problem, cause I'm actually agreeing with this thing."

"Are you sure it's not the writer who's talking?" Yen Sid seemed to be on to something. So he pointed towards me to ask a few questions. "Your favorite sports team."

"What is Minnesota Wild?" I answered.

Yen Sid merely raised his eyebrow, "The sleaziest film you've ever seen."

"What is every Adam Sandler film ever made?" 

Xehanort chuckled at this little joke of mine but it did little to convince the older teen. "The most Minnesota thing you can name off the top of your head that isn't hockey!"

"What is Atop the-"

"Alright, new plan, ask the writer some Yes or No questions." Eraqus started hushing me and Yen Sid because clearly this was getting absolutely nowhere. He poked the keyhole of the noose and smiled, "Does that sound fun, little guy?"

The keyhole beeped once. It startled me to an extent, and even Yen Sid took a double take. "So you already understand the rules? One for yes and two for no, right?"

The keyhole beeped once. "Well, ain't that somethin!"

"And now that we understand each other, Let us now begin." Xehanort sat down on the opposite side of myself alongside Yen Sid and Eraqus. "Have you infected anyone else?"

The keyhole beeped twice. "Do you have a tangible grasp on your powers, any muscles of Riley that you chose to move?"

The keyhole beeped once. "And do you want to control her body? Or her mind?"

The keyhole beeped twice. "So you come in peace?"

The keyhole beeped once. "Do you know your name?"

The keyhole solemnly beeped twice. "And that's a factor in why you want to resist the Agency and maybe join our crew?"

The keyhole remained silent for a while, but then beeped once. "Great job, little buddy can you beam in every hint of intel ya got on the Agency?"

The keyhole remained silent for a while, but then beeped twice.

"What, why not?" Eraqus tilted his head in dumbfoundment, "Is it cause you don't know much?"

The Keyhole beeped once. "Do you even know your name?"

The Keyhole beeped twice. Yen Sid let out a sigh as Xehanort slumped into his seat in dissatisfaction. "So you're a new writer, just manufactured with no further powers at this particular moment."

The Keyhole beeped once. Eraqus groaned in disappointment towards the writer's inexperience towards its own existence. As the waitress placed our food onto the table, I decided to break the silence and propose that: "Maybe it's for the best."

"You really think so?" Eraqus glanced to me as I started to pick up my tray of Nachos.

"Well, the fact that it's new means that it's afraid of the outside world so..." I grasped onto one of its tendrils, showing a bit of kindness as I felt its warmth holding me tight. "We could go ahead and raise the little guy."

"And risk getting the entire world infested with its psychological puppeteering?" Eraqus was disgusted at first, but soon felt rather deflated at the sight of me with the young writer. He glanced at the two and shrugged "So now that we've agreed to help an earther in raising a deadly cosmic parasite of pure cynical advertising, How screwed are we?"
Diamond Dogs Chapter 27

From the desk of Bonnie Anderson
Noel - A cute little critter's latched onto Riley's neck, I panicked when I saw the picture Eraqus sent me. But he and Xehanort both certified its neutrality so It's perfectly fine for me to cuddle and connect with. To be frank, he's kinda like me in that we're both learning new things about this new life that we're living out at the moment, and like me, the writer's really scared, that's why it's soothing us out of the desire to kill it away. Everyone's willing to walk it through being a good guy, a 'benign writer' as they're calling it, it's gonna be tough but whatever keeps us on an even field with this Agency.

And that's the end of Book One. Kind of a Nothlit Tobias scenario with what happened to Robinson Industries, but the fact that the SOLDIER platoon made it out relatively okay means that it wasn't particularly a total loss. Stay tuned for my DeeP DiSH report that caps off every book I finish

Kingdom Hearts © Disney
Toy Story, Monsters Inc, Inside Out © Pixar
Story © These Aren't Muffins Publishing

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...And Immediately woke up in my bed as if nothing happened. I looked at the clock, 12:21am sunday. Was it a dream? Did I dream these past two and a half hours up in my semigrounded slumber? I looked to the belt and turned on its clock, revealing that it did, in fact, read 10:50pm saturday. It wasn't a dream, I really was teleported into the future, I really did escape from a robotic drone army, I really have met the heroes of the original Kingdom Hearts series.

And I really am dressed like a Tokutronic knight!

I removed the right blade with the screen and disengaged the weapon system, immediately evaporating the suit of armor I somehow woke up wearing. Rushing to my reply table, I prepared to tell Alex a few major things, not everything, about the escapade I've lived through. But not without a visit to the ever-present peanut gallery.

GildedChainbindX86 has opened a note on 12:21am
GildedChainbindX86: You alright, Fic?
ConclusiveFictionD23: All good here.
ConclusiveFictionD23: Pretty ticked off that we can't utter actual names on this thing.
GildedChainbindX86: Yeah, site's getting plenty of flack for this.
GildedChainbindX86: Says its to protect our privacy or something.
ConclusiveFictionD23: Whatever,
ConclusiveFictionD23: Chainy.
ConclusiveFictionD23: Anywho, I want to tell the mod about the superpowers,
ConclusiveFictionD23: but not about how I ended up getting em.
ConclusiveFictionD23: Got any ideas?
GildedChainbindX86: well, I'd tell him about Comic Con,
GildedChainbindX86: Say they surfaced in a mugging.
GildedChainbindX86: And you'll be all set.
ConclusiveFictionD23: That sounds way too simple,
GildedChainbindX86: And they'll tie you up for shock therapy if you tell anyone about the agency.
GildedChainbindX86: Sound like fun?
ConclusiveFictionD23: ...you're right.
ConclusiveFictionD23: But we can't let the X13s in on this.
GildedChainbindX86: Right.
GildedChainbindX86: Last thing we need is a group of nerds freaking out over a future world being flushed out of existence.
ConclusiveFictionD23: Even if that future world is just a Disney Movie down here.
ConclusiveFictionD23 exited the chatroom at 12:23am

I turn on the camera and began to record my message for Alex. "July 14th, 2017, 12:23am. It finally happened. I somehow managed to manifest my special superpowers, but I did have a little help."

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I had a relatively good sleep considering what I saw last night, I was afraid of what this Agency could do to me and the world now that I've seen their hands-on actions. But since I was introduced to them by Eraqus and Xehanort, the O.G. keyslingers themselves, I feel at least a little bit safer on top of the armor that's stuffed in the belt. I looked out the window to give a final check to the outside, the craters were still in the ground, confirming one last time that this particular day really happened. I just gotta keep the truth hidden from mom and dad unless... worse comes to worst and they find themselves entangled in my new, secret life. The smaller crater was shy one trashy princess . the one where the Time Machine apparently crashed still has its framework and seating which were probably borrowed from the ShinRa corporation's scrapyard.

Well, you can at least say that Cornelius was resourceful to the end.

I marched downstairs and sat down for my breakfast, homemade waffles with maple syrup. A simple meal for a simple girl. After a day like last night, I was too exhausted to bother asking more of them, so I just dug into my breakfast and let my mind drift from the looming threat of the Agency and towards summer school, more specifically who's going to replace Mrs. Zorbaka now that she's no longer with us. Maybe the school's waiting for her report on our grades, maybe they might be looking for a last minute replacement, or maybe she was washed away from continuity.

Just like Wilbur...

"What the heck is this?" Dad was reading a book, and judging by his expression, it was probably mine. I wanted to ask dad if I could take a look into it, but the last thing I needed was an adventure with any of the kingdom crews. "Riley, about your book."

"You can read it as much as you like." I glanced to my dad and smiled, knowing that to him, it's just a fictional world I get bundled up in sometimes "Just don't get too invested in it cause unlike me, You actually have a Job to focus on."

I made my way to the door when I saw the cover of the book had the literal face of Kid Vid, i.e. the same Kid Vid I cosplayed at Comic Con. But what would Kid Vid be doing on the cover of a Book about Kingdom Hearts, unless... no, It couldn't be... "It ain't possible!"

Dad appeared shocked from the contents of the book and turned his attention towards me as I began to leave he house. "Riley, what the heck is this book!"

I was pulled to the book and was horrified by what I saw. The trip to Comic Con, the visit to Robinson Industries, Eraqus, Xehanort, SOLDIER, all of it! Written down in this very book was my whole adventure, and It was literally still writing itself!
Diamond Dogs Chapter 26

From the desk of Eraqus Ende
Riley Andersen/ConclusiveFictionD23 - I'll be honest with you, I earnestly did not expect this kid to tag along with us but somehow she came across the Flickerdrive and beeped us about it so, now we have no choice but to consider her and her buddies down in San Francisco part of the team. Thank Kingdom Hearts for it cause she's pretty spice for a normie, cause she's pretty much one of our only guides to her homeworld. I guess it also helps that the Flickerdrive makes her a Super Soldier that can adapt whatever blueprints she slides into the console into the suit, But she says that she doesn't really have any control over its movement or its athletic abilities. The point is, Riley may not like it, but she stuck with our creed whether she likes it or not.

Well put, Era-san.

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Toy Story, Monsters Inc, Inside Out © Pixar
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Speaking of which, Sepheroth was barely holding his own when JENOVA decided to let its darkness flow into the cuts adorning his body, giving it control over Sepheroth's body. "No! You c-cannot-!"

His platoon was panicking from the Convee as the man screamed in searing pain while Zack tended to Cloud's condition with some adhesive medical formula I didn't recognize. "C'mon, dude. You can't give up now, Seph's counting on us."

"I think I might have an idea, Private Fair." a voice on a radio, I focused on the voice and rewordinessance kicked in. Now in another new fella in an army uniform, An evening-blue bob of hair adorned a Korean face and curved frame. She was aiming her sniper rifle at JENOVA, calculating the still winds that are 'blowing' as she put her finger on the Trigger. "The 'liquid radiance' should get Private Strife back on his feet when it strikes JENOVA, but with its infection of the Captain, this may have some effects-."

"I don't care! I just want my friend to be safe!" Zack's scream was enough for me to snap out of the trance as he ran towards the time machine to get a few last words in for us. "Yeah, Things are not looking too good for Seph right now, but I have someone ready to fix it in exactly... Now!"

The sniper fired at the creature which now stood paralyzed with pain. A radiant energy started shining from its core, gradually cracking up its biomass little by little before...

DOOJ!

The purple gak covered all involved, except for Sephoroth who was still feeling the sting as two wings began to sprout from his back. Said wings immediately flexed outward with a loud roar! This caught the attention of Xehanort who was keeping track of the barrier surrounding the Time Machine. When he began putting the wire cutters he found in the glove compartment to good use, it was at 64% capacity and dropping faster courtesy of the JENOVA Duplicate. It didn't help that the time machine was starting to fall off the platform.

The Sniper fliped down towards Sepheroth, helping him back onto his feet. "Are you alright, Captain?"

"Retreat to the Convee, we need to report back to base." Sepheroth sounded downright defeated when he made the command, as if he failed someone truly important. 

The Sniper sounded worried for the world they find themselves in "B-But we can still-"

"No, We Can't!" Snarled Sepheroth, his usual gray eyes replaced with a bright blue hue. Obviously another side effect of absorbing a bunch of darkness from Private Strife since inheriting other people's traits seems to be a given when sharing hearts. "Just carry me back to the Convee, Don't worry about Zack, carrying his friend won't slow the young private down."

The sniper nodded and started leaping from platform to platform, approaching the Convee as Zack sighed to himself and helped me and Eraqus up into the Time Machine. I hopped in first to plug the tesla battery in, Eraqus screwed in the gravitational manipulation disc, another plug there and a jack there and we was all set. Yen-Sid casted the spell to change himself back as I got up to reactivate the functionality of the Time Machine in the nick of time. My friends held onto the seats as it plummeted to its apparent doom, only for me to hit the ignition button and pull her back up into the air. I was watching the puppeteered Robinsons as they somehow started to glitch up in more ways than one. Some effects look like a sort of YouTube rip of the movie through the lenses of a bad streaming experience while the other is just a straight up polygon count drop.

The erasure had breached the house.

"Well, that looks like a halfway-decent reason for a good old-fashioned exit strategy." Zack remarked as he leapt aboard the flying convee which was armed to the teeth with weapons that might work on normal soldiers but probably not on the Agency's zombified slaves. "Good Luck with your ad problem, because after what the Agency's actions did to Sephiroth who is admittedly the best of the best round our neck of the woods... You're probably gonna need it!"

I took a deep breath and zoomed out of the room and into the dank, smoggy world the Agency were effectively destroying. Factories churning out metallic 'helping hats' and human slaves kept alive specifically by the hats. The Time Machine's air conditioner naturally protected us from the sweltering heat and toxic fumes. What is it with villainous victories and smog-spewing factories? Is it because it reduces everything to pure darkness? Is that it? Well, clearly it is because the whole house has been converted into a Mega-DOR15 drone that has no intentions to let us leave, even a few mini-drones tried to attack the fiberglass dome but to no avail.

I pressed the gas to go as high up as we could, but the engine could only hold onto its existence for so long, so I had no choice. "Eraqus, could you cast a warp spell on our tail?"

"Wait, that Aerodynamic drop could end up totaling the girl again," Eraqus was panicking for his life, and for good reason as both he and Xehanort were around thirteen at this particular time. "and without Lewis to invent flying cars, this bird's would be as good as toast!"

"Well, so are we once its engine poofs out!" I pointed to the hood to find that the very atoms of its existence were starting to dissolve under the pressure. "We've got no other choice."

"...you're right." Eraqus looked to the back of the Time Machine to see the dystopian world as it decayed into simplistic polygonal shapes and Youtube derez. "I'm sorry, Cornelius. I promise, one day when we're strong enough to fight the Agency head on, no branches, no puppets, no nothin'. We'll find a way to set this right."

He raised his keyblade and aimed below as I disengaged the engine and let it phase out of existence from the hood. I felt the wind blowing in my hair, meaning that the protective glass was fading out as well. The splash of a newly-created portal is heard and now, the hopes are now on how big the portal as and if we could fit through it. I closed my eyes, hoped for the best,

Diamond Dogs Chapter 25

From the Desk of Riley Andersen
Retcon Drone - "Why did I ever Invent that Stupid Hat!?" asked the boy who would one day be hijacked by a Writer to invent said stupid hat. Yeah, it turns out that there's an Adform labeled FM-036 who infested Cornelius for the specific purpose of inventing a Time Machine and a template for a new series of attack drone to be used by the Agency. It can seemingly atomize any person, place or thing that the agency has programmed specific ones to target for their schemes. I've had a run in with the mother of them all in person, all the way down to seeing her kill the Father of the Future for the second time today.

C'mon, C'mon, C'mon, C'mon, C'mon, C'mon, C'mon.

Meet The Robinsons © Disney
Final Fantasy VII © Square Enix
Kingdom Hearts © Disney + Square Enix
Toy Story, Monsters Inc, Inside Out © Pixar
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"No!" Lewis panicked as Doris loomed ever closer, her true nature as a product of the Agency finally revealed. "No! This can't be happening! No!"

A wide arrangement of glowing red eyes appeared as a family of puppets marched forward.

"Oh, Lewis." sighed Doris with a familiar voice emitted from the most special of the puppets, "It's already happened..."

VOIP!

And then the Retcon Beam blew up the Brainiac.

My eyes snapped open to a renewed fear of just what exactly was happening. Me, my 'sister' and my friends cowering in fear of the power of one of the eight terrifying master players of the Agency.

"OPEN FIRE!" Seph's platoon proceeded to bombard the Robinson Puppets with all sorts of bullets and laser fire only for all shots fired to disintegrate seven inches away from their bodies. Erased from existence as the puppets fire their retcon beams at any target they find suitable..

"It's No Use!" cried Wanda, Her Bork Laser not even phasing the puppets at their full power. "THE BULLETS ARE GETTING BLEACHED BY THE FOURTH WALL!!!"

To say that Wilbur was lucky enough not to be alive to see this was an understatement. The SOLDIER Troops desperately struggle to hold the line as me and my friends were weighing our options from the time machine. With these killer accessories everywhere with built-in 'Retcon Beams' raining down on our Retcon Barriers and I had no idea if we were going to survive or not... I was scared, Eraqus was inexperienced, Lewis was... I had no idea what to do until...

"Hey!" The Radio on the time machine was somehow operational as I heard Cloud's voice. "If anyone's in the time machine, now's a pretty good time to fix her up a little."

"He's right." Yen Sid started looking around for Tools. "We need to finish what he started."

The boy proceeded to clap his hands and somehow that changed his entire wardrobe. Gone was his blue longcoat and silver shoulderpads. Replaced with the flowing robe of a sorcerer, topped of with a nice little cap on his head adorned with the brightest white stars I've seen put to fabric in a while. He glanced to Eraqus who was digging through his inventory as well.

"Ready?" Eraqus responded with a nod as he held up a plastic baby toy to his chin. "Into a rat."

His spell landed on the Toy's cutesy face and bounced back onto him, reducing him to nothing but his just-equiped outfit. I checked to see if he was dead, I found a rat. I wasted no time in trying to dispose of it with a karate chop, but Eraqus and Xehanort restrained me with both hands and legs.

"There's no way that rat is Yen-Sid!" I squirmed as the two tightened their grip with the platoon slowly losing ground. "There's limits to the Shreg I've seen tonight, and turning into Animals is where I draw the line!"

"FALL BACK" Sephoroth's troops started retreating into the Time Machine one by one, channelling the remaining shield energy into their commander's, Jordan and Shakti were first to pile into the armored convee below. "Fire up the convee, we need to get as far away from these things as we can! For all we know, they might be designed to be-"

"Holy Snap, you're from SOLDIER!" A teenage girl in a very exploitive outfit just suddenly appeared out of nowhere, she sported bright baby blue hair and a very punkish additude about her. "Like, omg, I cannot believe what I'm seein' in your little army men, really diggin the biceps on blondie over there. You clearly be workin' out, but I am clearly hella stronger than all you dweebs combined. So watch and learn, kids..."

Her muscles pumped outward, filling some of the absent curves on her body but also beefing up her abs, calves, biceps, you name it, all adorned by a golden aura enveloping her being. "...cause ya can't get more BEAST then the MotherDunkin' Princess of all-"

The Shriek of the main drone summoned dozens of others like it, impaling the 'Princess' and sending her flying up to the peak of what was supposed to be the Robinson Industries building before immediately self-destructing in her face, blowing the entire tower into particles with everything else exploding around it. But the funny thing about this (freaky funny, not ha-ha funny) was the open hole that opened up to swallow said particles, it wasn't green like the hole that ate Wilbur, but it was still led to a sort of void of poligons.

I watched as the dust flowed inward, noting that each particle was poligonal in being, like a primordial shape ready to be molded into a 3D model. It was there that I realized what this void was doing. 

It was erasing this world from the past, present and future...

"That. They were definitely designed for that." finished Sephoroth.

{Now do you see the true power of the Agency?} A voice I heard from someone, It sounded like Yen-Sid. Nah, couldn't be. {Xehanort and I will repair the Time Machine, You and Eraqus try to find a way to make certain that we don't end up at a Rozen Writer Reunion.}

"You? Fixing the Time Machine with Bowler Hat Zombies at three-o'clock?!" I yelled to Eraqus, aiming my finger to the puppets formerly known as the Robinson family. "Are you Insane!?"

{No, but we're experienced,} It was Yen-Sid, speaking to me in thoughts as he did in the elevator, somehow he maintained his intellect in the rat body's much smaller brain. {More than I can say for this Platoon we've chosen to call our 'backup'.}

"Cloud! Wait!" Zack could only reach out as Cloud roared right towards DOR15 with his beam katana in hand only to be struck by strange beam of energy, different from its usual ammunition. What followed was an empty creature of pure darkness, his anger, his fears, poured into a symbiote of sorrow. It was coated with biological blades on its shoulders, elbows and knees. Its mouth was much like a Zelodon except it belonged to a human face, a human face that was adorned with Rabbit Ears that grew out of Cat Ears but still, a relatively human face.

I stepped out of the Time Machine to see this thing up close, the strange Human-Zelodon-mutant thing was a feminine-yet-broad figure, imposing but somewhat motherly. It scared me just thinking about what purpose it was built to serve. "You sure we can leave them behind to fix this thing?"

"Hey, when you upgrade your computer on a regular basis like he does, this is nothing." Eraqus remarked back, "How hard can it be?"

"Let's hope you know where you're going with this for our sake." I glared at the creature as DOR15 extended a strange hologram projector below a canister that contained what appeared to be these twin zygotes. On the screen was an old man in a black cloak, sinister in nature. Xehanort seemed to be watching the conversation woefully.

"Empty creature from |CLOUD STRIFE| riven, to you: the name |JENOVA| shall be given." This name somehow proved to be a sort of trigger word as he chucks his rifle in favor of his signature Masamune, prompting 'JENOVA' to mold its arms into spear-like appendages in an effort to guard against the Shinra Corporation's war-hardened goldenboy.

"This creature, it thinks it's a cetra. The last time I encountered one of them, it ended up coming from one of my friends: Genesis." His bluish-green eyes appeared to have shed a tear as he spoke in a simple soldier's tone. "The event in question cost me both him and my other friend Angeal. The Nibelheim Incident, January 8th, 1294. That was two years ago." 

"So wait, he's fourty-six years ahead of me?" Eraqus was a bit dumbfounded by this revelation, but I'm surprised they worked the Nibelheim Incident into the Kingdom Hearts canon! "He'd probably be a tyke when I hit the frightening thirties..."

"I let this Agency take that world into the nothingness they crave," Sephoroth readied his seven foot katana, taking it in both hands and readying his stance. "And I won't let this one do the same to this one, not without a fight!"

Sephoroth leapt from column to column, chasing this JENOVA everywhere it went and clashing with its blades, manuvering around the creature in search for a weak spot and then exploiting said vital point with a well-timed beam strike. Meanwhile, We took turns firing attacks and protecting each other from laser fire. But guess what, be it from my scythe or Eraqus' keyblade, the magic doesn't phase 'em either.

"Crossover Clause? Ah, Drib Move!" I knew for a fact that the Agency tends to activate plot armor on native characters. "Agency sure knows its plot armor, huh?"

"Only those from the core story can strike down their neighbors." I danced with my Scythe to deflect the laser blasts pumping up left and right. "So, they've got Retcon Droids to ship these puppets just about anywhere."

"Yeah, well they're aiming to eat up this clog-forsaken rock! Heck, They're doing it right now!" Eraqus was panicking at the encroaching nothing that was slowly approaching the mega-drone. "And now is a good time to pile back in, cause Sephy's got us covered in the Eldrich Abomination department at the moment."

I nodded to him as we made a dash to the Time Machine, but in our path was one of the Zygotes stored within DOR15 which started to grow. Quill-like hair began sprouting from its graying scalp, it's body elongated to six inches, eight, ten, a foot. It was growing like mad while sprouting bone appendages in the same places as JENOVA, We had to jump over the growing creature. Two feet, three feet, We leapt farther and higher than any normal human should, bypassing the geckoesque creature it was transforming into. Four feet, five feet, just by looking at the mug on this guy made me cringe in shock towards what she had morphed that thing into. Six feet, Seven feet, it was a perfect duplicate of the creature born of Cloud's Darkness.

Diamond Dogs Chapter 24

From the Desk of Riley Andersen
Xehanort/NightshadeParadoxX86 - And then there is Xehanort. He looks to be the type of kid who keeps to himself a lot, as if he seems to show regret for doing something pretty terrible. Assuming he's from an Alternate Continuity like with how the KHIII series used to be, I'm going to assume its the guilt he has over his main canon counterpart whose actions can be summed up with the scathing reviews of the third installment of KHII: Birth By Sleep. 'Hijacking an older main character to hijack a newer main character has got to be the biggest slaps in the face we've ever witnessed - Adam Sessler, X-Play' 'Gameplay's good as always, but the way he did the KHII Trio dirty like this is by far the biggest insult to the elder two Trilogies in the Kingdom Hearts franchise - Yahtzee Crenshaw' 'You're not the only one dissapointed, I'm truly dissapointed in the way Nomura wrote my character, I'm truly dissapointed in the company I signed a lifetime contract to seal myself into the Role of the Iconic Master, and I'm dissapointed in that I had to see my character get scruffled up by Nomura's Shaymalanian writing! - Leonard Nimoy, Voice of Master Xehanort'

Hoo, Boy! Three Chapters to the end and the anger is boiling HOT!

Meet The Robinsons © Disney
Final Fantasy VII © Square Enix
Kingdom Hearts © Disney + Square Enix
Toy Story, Monsters Inc, Inside Out © Pixar
Story © These Aren't Muffins Publishing

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Just in time for the 2017 KCAs, Here's a review of an episode of a crappy cartoon that Didn't even get Nominated!

And this is a tie-in to another fan project! I welcome you to Timberfell: a post-apocalypse scenario for the Infinite Loops!

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Regulas314 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2017
I think Mr. Enter may be suffering from depression as well. Therapy would certainly help the man get back in order.
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Regulas314 Featured By Owner May 30, 2017
Happy to see a new video from you. Fighting Foodons defintiely needed more attention. Does this mean you'll go back to a regular review schedule?
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Spoon300 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2017  Student Writer
Well, I'm starting to put together a compare and contrast for Fairly OddParents and ChalkZone
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That's cool.
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Spoon300 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2017  Student Writer
The episode I'm using for the Fairly Odd End is Dimmsdale Daze
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Thank you so much for faving my review of Noel!
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Thanks so much for the watch :icondragonhugplz:
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Thanks for the fave!
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Ah welcome back Mr. Deep-Dish! I knew you'd make another Fansom Arson one day! A drought of 4 months made your return from the wreckage of the Cosby Comet all the sweeter!
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