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Hi! I Now Declare Me The Master of The Keyboard! Blossom: MASTER OF THE KEYBOARD! AC: Duh! Blossom: That Must Mean... AC: I Can (Yang Sneeses yin and Carl Human and To The House(That Count Him As Well)) AC: New Charicters in The House... (The Two Woo Foo Knights Sneese But Reality Does Not Break) AC: And The Cure For The Woo Foo Part of The Woo Foo Flu and That's Just The Beginning Bubbles: What's With That Guy?(Points At Carl) AC: I Will Send Him To Hell (Carl Changes Back And There's A Gate To Hell) Carl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AC: Anyone Else? (Crickets!) AC: No? Well Then, Let's Get

Episode 2-Mandy, New Dictator Smashmaster General: God Dammit! WE LOST RACHEL! Spax: Smashmaster General, Now can we Bust out the Dragon Balls. Smashmaster General: OF COURSE! You can erase the Time this Ever Happened and Make Sure Grim Has His Sythe! Now, MOVE OUT! Smashmaster General: Spax, if you do A Crazy One and Seal the Evil Away in the Transdimentional Gate, You will Be Banned from FCC Duties! Spax: Got it, Sir! Smashmaster General: Spax! If my Plan on Using The Dragonballs are Correct, I'll Personally Give you a Metal Of Honor Spax: Understood, Sir! Smashmaster General: Unnamed Lutenant No.64! Can you Beleve the nerve of the

My name is Mel. And for some reason... I think I've gone Nothlit. Let's see, I morphed Dialga, regressed a gaurd to infancy, demorphed, morphed my human form in the size of the Guard's Clothes, Snuck in to get battle plans, then wound up with a tranquilizer up my butt... And it's nightime when I fell at noon. Yep, Definitely a nothlit. I looked at the Guard and he questioned me about some sort of Gijinka uprising to take their jobs or some shit like that... I naturally kept my mouth shut but they punched and kicked me several times. And it really hurt like hell. Eventually, things had to give and with that, I chose to cave in the secret

I noticed a glow on the top of the blank page, a number -- emerged from its radiance to my amazement. "Mom, Dad, It's happening again!" At that point we were closing in on our last stoplight to Fourty Feasts so it was safe for Mom to check out the book and sure enough, mom started to believe me and dad. Citrine shank into her spot in the backseat with a sort of regretful look on her face, Turquoise was thankfully there to comfort her so there were no hard feelings on her end. But me, I had some unfinished business. I walked up to the counter and asked the cashier about where I could find Eraqus and his friends. "Oh, they're at one of the wi

Produced as a reaction to a premonition of this cosmic calamity, The Hitchhiker's Guide to Infinity is a truly remarkable book and a remarkably clever response to the attempted metacide of Yggdrasil. Penned by the man himself and an ever-growing pool of the Loopers he initiated to keep the universes stable, it is more useful than the WestphallMaps.wand website, better selling than the QuadStars Vol. 42 Blu-Ray Box Set, and more divisively contrivertial than Orae Flesher's trilogy of evolutionary rebuttals 'Evolution is Nonsense', '42 finds that contradict evolution', 'Why evolution is a pyramid scheme by globalists to demoralize and destroy h

     In the beginning, there was nothing. No prehistoric dinosaurs, no microscopic algae, no anything in particular. In the Beginning, there was but one spark of determination floating in the void of nothingness that was the beginning. But then the Spark said: Let there be light, and it would all be routine from there despite the world created on the first week leaving many of his ilk truly, truly unhappy.      On Monday, the Spark delivers light. Tuesday for the Sky. Land and Sea on Wednesday, Et cetera. And it can truly get tiring after a while and it's hard to garner some respect without a face for his subjects, so he created that assist